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Choose university life. Choose a degree with career prospects. Choose 4 clean, tidy, wholesome girls to live with. Choose a tastefully decorated house in a nice, quiet area. Choose living next door to an insane woman who throws buckets of food to the pigeons every day. Choose not to remember her name correctly. Choose a house without holes in the roof, rising damp and snails in the kitchen. Choose not to use the central heating until hypothermia sets in. Choose having the house rebuilt while you're still living in it. Choose to be burgled. Choose to be woken up by scally kids in the morning. Choose to sit in and watch Quincy rather than go to your lectures. Choose leaving all the mugs to fester outside Jenny's room. Choose sunbathing in the front yard in your underwear when you should be in the library revising for your summer exams. Choose to move to a different house for your final year. But why would I want to do a thing like that? |